Parody Isekai Edgelord Novel Cover

A dramatic parody anime light novel cover in a dark gothic romantasy style, designed like an absurdly over-the-top isekai web novel volume cover. Center a handsome young male antihero from the chest up in a heroic three-quarter pose with arms crossed, face mostly obscured by shadow, messy {argument name="hair color" default="black"} emo hair, pale skin, and a cold brooding presence. He wears glossy black armor with large shoulder plates, a black cloak and scarf wrapped high around the neck, dark gauntlets, a diamond-patterned tunic beneath the armor, and a small silver crest pinned at the chest. A massive black battle axe is strapped over one shoulder, with a sword hilt visible near the lower left side. Set him inside a ruined cathedral or castle archway with towering stone columns and a huge circular gothic window behind him, backlit by cold silvery moonlight. In the distant background, show sharp fantasy castle spires fading into mist. Use a palette of black, steel blue, silver, and antique gold, with high contrast rim lighting, subtle magical sparkles, and painterly anime illustration detail. Surround the entire cover with an ornate filigree gold border and elegant flourishes in every corner. Add lavish gold serif and script typography layered over the character like a real fantasy paperback cover. The main title should dominate the lower half in stacked lines with decorative swashes and mixed font sizes: {argument name="title text" default="The Absurdly Overpowered, Excessively Edgelord, Emotionally Constipated, Black-Haired, Red-Eyed, World-Saving, Dragon-Slaying, Harem-Accidentally-Collecting Demon Lord (Who Just Wanted a Nap)"}. In the upper right, add author text reading: {argument name="author name" default="TISAYAI"}. In the upper left, place a small ornate badge with the number {argument name="volume number" default="1"}. Include 3 side text blurbs in small gold type: upper left blurb, “I came to this world to flex my red eyes, emo hair, and godly plot armor. You're welcome.”; lower left oval blurb, “Villains Tremble. Heros Whine. He Yawns.”; lower right blurb, “I don't chose the isekai life, the isekai life made a huge fuss over me.” The overall tone is ironic, melodramatic, gorgeous, and intentionally ridiculous, like a premium fake bestselling isekai romance-action novel cover. Portrait orientation, highly polished, ultra-detailed, cinematic, decorative, readable typography integrated into the artwork.